Britain’s high-altitude pubs braced for influx of winter lock-in hopefuls
Men hoping to get snowed in for days on end with nothing to do but play dominos and get drunk [read...]
Men hoping to get snowed in for days on end with nothing to do but play dominos and get drunk [read...]
Pirates operating off the coast of Somalia have blamed ‘overregulation’ and an over-zealous attitude to enforcement of Health and Safety rules for their recent lack of success. [read...]
HMS Victory, Nelson’s flagship at the Battle of Trafalgar, is to be brought back into service as a replacement for Trident and the Ark Royal. [read...]
St Mary’s Collegiate, the flagship Academy School which opened in Wolverhampton in September, has reportedly been seized by Somali pirates and is en route to the gulf of Aden. [read...]
Pirates off the coast of Somalia have been undergoing a radical re-branding exercise in a bid to help increase public sympathy with their cause. Henceforth cargo ships risking the dangerous waters off the horn of Africa will have to look out for Somalis wearing eighteenth-century frock coats, [read...]