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North Korea protests over ‘fucking rubbish film’
‘The Interview’ was described as ‘bloody awful’ [read...]
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Japan apologises for Sony Walkman
It was a ruthless and world-changing bid created by a dominant force of Japanese scientists, who would stop at nothing to allow people to jig silently about to Sheena Easton or even the Nolan Sisters in the supermarket checkout queue. [read...]
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North Korea behind all one star reviews
In a state-sanctioned policy, North Korea has decided to undermine Western Civilisation by leaving ‘bitchy’ reviews for all media products. Having successfully forced Sony Pictures to delay the release of their movie ‘The Interview’, [read...]
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Sony to fire film reels into North Korea in retaliation
Sony has vowed to retaliate against the ‘unwarranted hacking’ of its computer system by North Korea by moving a battery of film reel launchers up to the 38th parallel. ‘If they think The Candidate was disrespectful, [read...]
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‘Rioters display poor technique’ claims Toxteth riot veteran
John Ashurst, TV pundit and veteran of the 1981 Toxteth riots in Liverpool today slammed what he called the ‘highly suspect’ techniques of many of the rioters who have wreaked havoc on English streets over the last few days. [read...]