Sony Music and Universal Music have put out a new compilation of all-time smash hits entitled ‘Now That’s What I Call Pandemusic’ in honour of the COVID-19 outbreak. The 106th in the series [sub, please check, [read...]
‘The Interview’ was described as ‘bloody awful’ [read...]
It was a ruthless and world-changing bid created by a dominant force of Japanese scientists, who would stop at nothing to allow people to jig silently about to Sheena Easton or even the Nolan Sisters in the supermarket checkout queue. [read...]
In a state-sanctioned policy, North Korea has decided to undermine Western Civilisation by leaving ‘bitchy’ reviews for all media products. Having successfully forced Sony Pictures to delay the release of their movie ‘The Interview’, [read...]
Sony has vowed to retaliate against the ‘unwarranted hacking’ of its computer system by North Korea by moving a battery of film reel launchers up to the 38th parallel. ‘If they think The Candidate was disrespectful, [read...]
