The reason behind North Korea’s legendary paranoia was revealed as Kim Jong-Il died this week and Christmas across the world had to be cancelled at short notice. ‘Father Christmas is dead, we are nothing and our labours in his many toy factories have been pointless.’ Wept Kim News-Reader as she spoke to the nation.
Posted: Dec 20th, 2011
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UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has today announced radical plans to tackle global conflict by building a new improved car-park at the UN Headquarters in New York.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2011
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T-Mobile flash mob sang and danced the delegates into a more conciliatory mood.
Posted: Nov 25th, 2010
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Pyongyang last night threatened a strongly-worded intercontinental attack against ‘the US imperialist bastards and their traitorous lickspittles in Seoul,’ adding that there was ‘more where that came from’.
Posted: Aug 6th, 2010
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‘The Dear Leader has had it up to here with his neighbours,’
Posted: Jun 11th, 2010
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