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Christmas cancelled as Kim Jong-Il is revealed as the real Santa Claus

The reason behind North Korea’s legendary paranoia was revealed as Kim Jong-Il died this week and Christmas across the world had to be cancelled at short notice. ‘Father Christmas is dead, we are nothing and our labours in his many toy factories have been pointless.’ Wept Kim News-Reader as she spoke to the nation.

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Posted: Dec 20th, 2011
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Car parking issues at UN building cause of most international disputes

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has today announced radical plans to tackle global conflict by building a new improved car-park at the UN Headquarters in New York.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2011
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Korean tension eased by singing, dancing T-Mobile flash mob

T-Mobile flash mob sang and danced the delegates into a more conciliatory mood.

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2010
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North Korea threatens massive invective strike against US

Pyongyang last night threatened a strongly-worded intercontinental attack against ‘the US imperialist bastards and their traitorous lickspittles in Seoul,’ adding that there was ‘more where that came from’.

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2010
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North Korea to plant giant Leylandii across 38th Parallel

North Korean investment in ladders 'soaring'‘The Dear Leader has had it up to here with his neighbours,’

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Posted: Jun 11th, 2010
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