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BBC and Police to extend holiday house-sitting service by popular demand
New BBC/Police house-sitting service while celebs are on their holidays. [read...]
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Tetley Tea Folk to replace South Yorkshire Police
With their oversized work gear and floppy flat caps, the Tetley Tea Folk will soon be a familiar sight on the streets, as they take over duties from the now discredited South Yorkshire Police Force. [read...]
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Police also to blame for everything else in Liverpool
South Yorkshire Police has admitted responsibility for everything that has ever been wrong with the great city of Liverpool and the cheeky little scallywags who call it home. The police will also retrospectively apologise for any other grievances Liverpudlians may remember or dream up in future. [read...]
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Police Creative Writing Awards praise ‘most imaginative witness statements ever’
‘This year’s crop of literary creations features the grittiest crime, fantasy and romantic writing from some of the best imaginations ever to escort a witness down a police station staircase,’ said chairman of judges, [read...]
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Senior South Yorkshire Police ‘made officers rewrite their Christmas Cards’
Messages inside greetings cards received by friends of members of South Yorkshire police were dictated by senior officers, a new report published today shows. [read...]