Officers from South Yorkshire Police who raided Sir Cliff Richard’s Berkshire mansion earlier this year have confirmed that they were actually following up a tip-off that the master tapes of Cliff’s infamous Xmas hit ‘Mistletoe & [read...]
New BBC/Police house-sitting service while celebs are on their holidays. [read...]
With their oversized work gear and floppy flat caps, the Tetley Tea Folk will soon be a familiar sight on the streets, as they take over duties from the now discredited South Yorkshire Police Force. [read...]
South Yorkshire Police has admitted responsibility for everything that has ever been wrong with the great city of Liverpool and the cheeky little scallywags who call it home. The police will also retrospectively apologise for any other grievances Liverpudlians may remember or dream up in future. [read...]
‘This year’s crop of literary creations features the grittiest crime, fantasy and romantic writing from some of the best imaginations ever to escort a witness down a police station staircase,’ said chairman of judges, [read...]
