In the latest round of government austerity cuts, the force of gravity will be replaced by Blu-Tack in most parts of the North of England, Scotland and Wales. Southern England will mostly retain traditional gravity, [read...]
Excited anthropologists from the University of Durham have concluded a study revealing the raison d’être of Geordie Z-Lister Scarlett Moffatt. The bog-eyed celebrity has confounded scientists with her rapid development from a caustic couch potato to ‘the lass who pulls the big lever’ on ‘Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Please For God’s Sake Take Me Away Show’. [read...]
DIY stencil packs are being promoted as the answer to the north-south divide after house price analysts have noticed that whenever the mysterious graffiti guerilla artist Banksy spray paints one of his artworks onto the wall of a house, [read...]
