Fiery preachers from the Southern states of America have begun to wonder why God seems to visit them with Biblical plagues so much more often than people He should hate much more. ‘Twisters, hurricanes, floods and always here in the God-fearin’ [read...]
In the latest round of government austerity cuts, the force of gravity will be replaced by Blu-Tack in most parts of the North of England, Scotland and Wales. Southern England will mostly retain traditional gravity, [read...]
Excited anthropologists from the University of Durham have concluded a study revealing the raison d’être of Geordie Z-Lister Scarlett Moffatt. The bog-eyed celebrity has confounded scientists with her rapid development from a caustic couch potato to ‘the lass who pulls the big lever’ on ‘Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Please For God’s Sake Take Me Away Show’. [read...]
DIY stencil packs are being promoted as the answer to the north-south divide after house price analysts have noticed that whenever the mysterious graffiti guerilla artist Banksy spray paints one of his artworks onto the wall of a house, [read...]
