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Female astronaut fails to reverse park spacecraft in space station docking bay

male astronauts later failed to find her clitorisAfter the successful launch of a manned Delta IV heavy rocket into space and its orbit of the International Space Station, NASA scientists were faced with a potential catastrophe yesterday as flight engineer Natalie Schlimberg attempted to dock the ten-ton craft onto the space station.

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2012
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Mars Rover ‘inconsolable’ after discovering remains of predecessors

NASA’s billion dollar Mars exploration programme was in jeopardy last night after the ‘Curiousity’ Rover began behaving unpredictably, moments after discovering the scattered remnants of previous Mars Rovers.

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Posted: Sep 18th, 2012
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First Martian discovered sues Curiosity driver for whiplash

The first ever life form to be discovered on Mars has filed a personal injury claim against the driver of the Curiosity rover vehicle.

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2012
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NASA space probe finds evidence of ‘more bloody stars’

even the spacecraft's had enough‘We’re on this planet and there are stars in every direction for millions and millions of miles’, said a NASA spokesman. ‘Who really cares?’

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2010
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Dogs, monkeys failing to build on success of early space missions

gave up the lead for a bowl of pedigree chum‘When they beat us into space, I think we all assumed it was a matter of time before you had poodles and marmosets on the moon‘

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2010
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