In a sensational announcement President Donald Trump has given the go-ahead for the development and implementation of an American Space Force, approving funding and maximum resources with immediate effect. In a rambling and often incoherent address during a White House briefing, [read...]
‘When they beat us into space, I think we all assumed it was a matter of time before you had poodles and marmosets on the moon‘ [read...]
Officials on the Isle of Wight have today announced they are going to attempt to send their first citizen into cyberspace. [read...]
‘Lieutenant Norris apparently asked crewmember Collins if he had to ‘always do that little grunt thing’ he did when he was reading.’ [read...]
