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Rumours that BBC may launch Wild and Pointless Speculation Channel

Speculation is rife that the BBC may create a new rolling conjecture channel that gathers together experts in every subject, places them all in one room and forces them to argue endlessly about what will happen next.

The new channel is likely to be based in London, or perhaps Salford, or Swansea, or maybe somewhere else entirely, with an estimated cost of tens of millions, or more, or possibly less. Experts remain divided on the value of a channel dedicated entirely to idle speculation. ‘There is already far too much empty and useless conjecture based on nothing more than personal opinion,’ said one.

‘No there isn’t,’ said another.

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Posted: Aug 8th, 2013
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New woes for government as official figures show speculation up by, say, 30%

could be right although, hang on...Despite a promise in the coalition agreement of a year on year decrease until at least 2015, the UK speculation market this morning peaked well above what government analysts have sparingly calculated to be ‘excessive and dangerous levels’, which could potentially lead to a catastrophic something.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2013
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