NewsBiscuit

The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘Speedos’

Passport backlog: thousands of Brits wanted a holiday in Cornwall all along

'Thank God Rick Stein's not around to see this'Tens of thousands of people who have had to cancel foreign holidays because of the passport backlog have realised that actually they wanted to go to Cornwall all along.

‘We’d booked two weeks on the Costa del Sol,’ said Fred Ashford, from Ashford, ‘but as soon as we knew our passports wouldn’t be ready, we reappraised the situation and found that foreign adventures probably weren’t for us at this time. It turned out that our ideal holiday destination, in terms of climate, food, relaxation, home from home facilities and all that, was Newquay. And if it pisses down all week again, who cares? I intend to have lots of fun in this new pot-bellied surfing wetsuit I bought by not paying £55 each to speed up the passport application.’

Read more >

Posted: Jun 12th, 2014
More from UK News



Paedos ban at swimming pool ‘a mistake’, say council

Paedophiles who were banned from a public pool in Suffolk have received an apology after officials admitted they mistook the sexual predators for a popular brand of very brief swimming trunks.

Read more >

Posted: Sep 17th, 2009
More from News In Brief



Pool full of teenagers fails to react as fat man goes for a swim

‘adolescents seemed unconcerned by the enormous rolls of bare flesh hanging over his trunks’

Read more >

Posted: Jul 25th, 2007
More from Lifestyle