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ITV to broadcast new drama ‘Downturn Abbey’

The drama is set in a stately home, Downturn Abbey, and follows the lives of the aristocratic Osborne family, wallpaper manufacturers, and the servants who work for them.

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Posted: Oct 27th, 2010
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Mrs N Hubbard of Slough announces her domestic spending review

Domestic Goddess‘On education spending, school uniforms are to be purchased in Tesco and Asda so as to save on costs, and lunches will be made at home.’

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Posted: Oct 22nd, 2010
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Universities ‘relieved’ as Chancellor leaves Classics budget alone

Amidst the savage spending reductions announced by Chancellor George Osborne, universities were ‘delighted’ that the Classics budget has been saved from the cuts.

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Posted: Oct 21st, 2010
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UK rallies as nation remembers ‘worse things happen at sea’

fuck 'emThe Great British public confounded pundits by shrugging their shoulders at the spending review and deciding things probably wouldn’t look so bad after a nice cup of tea.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2010
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Grand Old Duke of York ‘livid’ at army cuts

The Grand Old Duke of York reacted with fury last night as it was announced that his fighting force of 10,000 men may be drastically cut back. ‘A cut of 25% could destroy morale – 7,500 men marching around just looks silly,’ he said.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2010
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