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Grand Old Duke of York ‘livid’ at army cuts

The Grand Old Duke of York reacted with fury last night as it was announced that his fighting force of 10,000 men may be drastically cut back. ‘A cut of 25% could destroy morale – 7,500 men marching around just looks silly,’ he said.

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Posted: Oct 20th, 2010
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Middle-class families to strike over child benefit cuts

the canapes will have to waitParent Teacher Association fetes and the Home Counties dinner party circuit could be badly hit.

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Posted: Oct 5th, 2010
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Leaked granny letter warning of big Christmas present cuts shocks nation’s kids

A leaked ‘granny’ letter warning of swingeing cuts to children’s presents this Christmas has been condemned by children’s supporters as ‘potentially devastating for the nation’s kids when they are already facing the challenge of Halloween and Guy Fawkes.’

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Posted: Oct 1st, 2010
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‘Whitehall Chainsaw Massacre’ lacks sufficient fake blood, say horror fans

‘All we ask is that when the postal service dies, there is the cathartic release of a spectacular blood fountain.’

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Posted: Sep 22nd, 2010
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Goverment considers pretending to upgrade Trident

The Government has been considering the possible cost savings in just pretending to upgrade the Trident ballistic missile system rather than replacing it.

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Posted: Sep 19th, 2010
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