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Smokers hoping for ‘X-Men style superpowers’ following genetic mutation TV adverts

faster than a speeding glob ejected from an emphysemic lungThe latest anti-smoking campaign has seen the message that smoking causes genetic mutations being misinterpreted by science fiction fans who have long fantasised about suddenly developing superpowers.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2013
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Mild-mannered reporter’s lack of superpowers leads to woman’s death

A local reporter from the Sheffield Telegraph is being blamed for the death of a 23-year-old woman after his complete absence of superpowers saw him fail to perform a last-minute heroic rescue.

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2013
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Geek community in mourning as man dies of radioactive spider bite

Comic book fans around the globe are said to be ’inconsolable’ after the death of Life Sciences major Simon Simpson (21) who failed to develop superpowers after being attacked by a mutant radioactive spider in the local museum.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2011
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Clark Kent revealed as Superman’s alter-ego after switching to contact lenses

It's him!‘It was suddenly obvious,’ said fellow reporter Lois Lane. ‘I don’t know why we hadn’t noticed before.’

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Posted: Jul 14th, 2009
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Superheroes stage protest dressed as single fathers

\campaign for ‘improved rights for heroes denied access to ordinary lives’

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2007
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