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Spiderman captured in giant bath tub

Superhero was ‘visibly exhausted’

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Posted: May 17th, 2013
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Smokers hoping for ‘X-Men style superpowers’ following genetic mutation TV adverts

faster than a speeding glob ejected from an emphysemic lungThe latest anti-smoking campaign has seen the message that smoking causes genetic mutations being misinterpreted by science fiction fans who have long fantasised about suddenly developing superpowers.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2013
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Mild-mannered reporter’s lack of superpowers leads to woman’s death

A local reporter from the Sheffield Telegraph is being blamed for the death of a 23-year-old woman after his complete absence of superpowers saw him fail to perform a last-minute heroic rescue.

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2013
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Man who developed superpowers ‘not really the crime-fighting type’

World will have to sort out its problems without recourse to comic booksA nuclear physicist who unexpectedly developed superpowers after receiving a massive dose of radiation in a laboratory accident has attracted widespread criticism after refusing to use his powers to fight crime, preferring instead just to ‘play it safe’ and ‘stay in and chill’.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2012
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Geek community in mourning as man dies of radioactive spider bite

Comic book fans around the globe are said to be ’inconsolable’ after the death of Life Sciences major Simon Simpson (21) who failed to develop superpowers after being attacked by a mutant radioactive spider in the local museum.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2011
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