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James Bond resigns from MI5 citing ‘too much paperwork’
Excessive paperwork, political correctness and boring villain’s lairs have made life unbearable. [read...]
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Corbyn and Trump to be exchanged at midnight on Glienicke Bridge
Right-wing sleeper ‘Jezzer’ Corbyn and left-wing sleeper Donald ‘Lenin’ Trump are to be exchanged on the Glienicke Bridge connecting Potsdam with Berlin, following intense diplomatic manoeuvres. ‘Corbyn is a war hero. A Cold War hero who kept our democracy safe from communists’ said an emotional David Cameron as he awaited the exchange. [read...]
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Self-destruct buttons are ‘a needless risk’
A health and safety watchdog has condemned self-destruct buttons as ‘dangerous and completely pointless’ in a review for the government published this week. [read...]