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Charles Saatchi stolen by art thieves

Nigella consoling herself by rolling around in chocolateThe art world is in crisis today following the theft of art collector Charles Saatchi. Police believe he may have been stolen to order and could already be in the hands of a private collector collector.

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Posted: Mar 22nd, 2015
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‘I and I getting back to us roots’ claims Cliff

He went on to explain that Cliff didn’t want to live in the luxury UK development after the BBC and Yorkshire police had been all over it looking for his ganja.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2015
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Fears of unintentional racism as Apple launches line of ethnically diverse emoji

*embarrassed*Industry experts predict a sharp increase in the number of mobile phone users choosing voice calls over text messages for fear of being branded a horrible racist following Apple’s unveiling of a new line of ethnically diverse emoji.

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2015
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Cinemas to offer 50 Shades shag-along screenings

Cinema-goers will be provided with bondage gear, nipple clamps and other sado-masochistic sex toys so that they can play-along to the action on the screen.

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2015
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Friends angered by boy’s decision to move Subbuteo World Cup to winter

Friends of 9-year old Toby Brown have reacted angrily to the news that the Subbuteo World Cup they had planned for this summer has been put back to December.

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Posted: Feb 28th, 2015
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