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Amazon to deliver Top Gear trio by drone

Following the signing of former Top Gear presenters Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, online retail and media giant Amazon have announced plans to ‘physically stream’ the maverick trio into viewers’ homes via Prime Air drones.

‘Our Amazon Prime Air service is a high-end, high-profile delivery platform befitting a high-end, high-profile presenting team,’ revealed Jay Marine, vice-president of Amazon Prime Video EU. ‘What better way to send this exciting new content to consumers? From the very moment we met them, the first thing we thought of was ‘drones’.’

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Posted: Aug 3rd, 2015
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Daily Mail exclusive: Cecil the lion was depraved serial killer

Actually, he was beastly!For days, the left has been wringing its hands on social media over the fate of ‘Cecil’, the iconic African lion who was shot dead by a brave, freedom-loving American hunter armed only with a high-powered crossbow. Now, however, the ugly truth about this distasteful animal is slowly beginning to emerge.

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Posted: Aug 2nd, 2015
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Metropolitan Police admit to ‘investigating crime’

Met to get back to good old-fashioned snooping, discreditingThe Met has conceded that it diverted resources away from the fight against justice campaigners in order to tackle crime.

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Posted: Jul 23rd, 2015
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NASA to send unmanned probe to Basildon

ain't it, though? ‘Vomit Comet’ will look for intelligent life

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Posted: Jul 8th, 2015
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Keith Richards ‘may have taken performance enhancing drugs‏’

just put it all down to a spoon or two of brown sugarThe worlds of athletics and music have been thrown into confusion with the allegation that the Rolling Stones’ guitarist may have used banned substances.

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Posted: Jun 20th, 2015
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