The government has concluded that the only solution to the Windrush generation debacle is to award all descendants of the immigration policy lasting domicile in the UK. ‘Unfortunately this leaves our immigration targets totally overshot,’ [read...]
A Frenchman who has lived and worked in the UK for decades is being deported from his home, where he thought he would be spending the rest of his life. The man, who has been named as Arsene Wenger, [read...]
A series of cosmetics adverts has been pulled from TV after the company revealed that their products were not modelled on real people but ham composites sculpted from the flesh of dead pigs. However, Oh-My-God-What’s-Wrong-With-Your-Face-Like-Seriously-What’s-Wrong-With-Your-Face, [read...]
Popular novelist Robert Harris, author of such counterfactual bestsellers as ‘Fatherland’, which imagines the world after a Nazi victory, has applied the same methodology to last year’s EU referendum.
In this version of reality, [read...]