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Lib Dems demand better Care in the Community

The Liberal Democrats have highlighted what they see as woefully inadequate provision of care in the community for soon-to-be Lib Dem ex-ministers and have demanded urgent action.

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Posted: Nov 26th, 2014
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Lego Bible latest; only nine disciples located

Mary Magdalen was in the garden and Pontius Pilate turned up in the washing machine.

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Posted: Nov 26th, 2014
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Arab-Israeli conflict settled as Netanyahu & Hamas meet for ‘a few cheeky pints’

all it took was a decent manly seshBenjamin Netanyahu and Hamas leader Khaled Mashal last night announced a lasting settlement to the Israeli-Palestine conflict following a night of negotiations over eight pints of Fosters in the Lamb and Flag pub, Walthamstow.

The meeting, brokered by comedian Al Murray and former world darts champion Andy Fordham, saw the two men cover a range of issues, agreeing a lasting two-state solution based on 1967 borders, discussing the finer points of Roy Hodgson’s diamond formation and winning £7 on a Who Wants to be a Millionaire quiz machine.

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Posted: Nov 25th, 2014
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Thousands turn out in Birmingham to see Noam Chomsky switch on Christmas lights

That's what makes him beautiful...Thousands of revellers have turned out in Birmingham city centre to celebrate the switching on of the Christmas lights by anarcho-syndicalist activist Noam Chomsky.

Chomsky, who wooed crowds at a similar event in London earlier this month, delivered a speech on revolutionary industrial unionism to rapturous acclaim before flicking the switch to herald the start of the city’s festive celebrations.

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Posted: Nov 24th, 2014
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Lifetime Presidency ‘too short’ claims Putin

After two stints as President, two as Prime Minister and now another as President, Vladimir Putin is still unable to justify stepping down in the foreseeable future when there’s ‘so much more to do’, according to reports from the Kremlin.

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Posted: Nov 24th, 2014
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