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Cornwall ‘real’, apparently

it's alive, alive, alive-a-live-o!Not just the ‘bit that stops Devon getting too wet’

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2015
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Twitter gaffe about miners sends Miliband into lead

lead could be reversed if Ed eats another bacon sandwichAn unlikely Twitter phenomenon and an illiterate Conservative candidate have combined to propel Labour fifteen points clear in the latest YouGov poll. What started as an innocent teenage crush on would-be PM Ed Miliband, quickly gained support on Twitter, as a legion of young Miliband admirers, dubbed Milifans, admired the Labour leader’s sultry good looks.

Within a few hours, however, a more sexually charged tone crept in. Sixteen-year-old Carly from Canvey Island tweeted ‘He’s well lush, and I bet he’d be gentle too’, while Bekki, 15, told the world she would ‘do anyting to feel dem Milihands on my booty’.

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2015
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‘Mr Straight Banana’ to revive UKIP campaign

In an attempt to rejuvenate their stumbling general election campaign, UKIP have unleashed their secret weapon. ‘Mr Straight Banana’, who is eight foot tall and bright yellow, will accompany UKIP candidates to key marginals in the South-East.

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2015
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Strip snooker proposals causing controversy

‘From Round 3 every time a player loses a frame they will have to remove an item of clothing,’ said World Snooker Federation chairman George Winters. ‘By the latter stages of the tournament the losing player would be forced to either concede the match or play bollock naked’.

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2015
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TV audience enlightened on complicated world affairs by Kathy Lette’s puns

it's all down to male sexual frustration ‘Men these days take more interest in the Volvo than the vulva!’

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Posted: Apr 25th, 2015
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