Scotland Yard has today launched its biggest operation yet to tackle the huge surge in fake orgasms and protect the quality of British people’s sex lives.
‘We now believe that at any given time, as many as 40 per cent of all orgasms in Britain are faked,’ said Detective Inspector Stephen Roberts of Operation Zenith, the squad dedicated to combatting the epidemic. ‘We are advising people to be on the lookout for these counterfeit climaxes. Sometimes they can sound convincingly close to the real thing, and in many cases it’s someone close to you who’s doing it – precisely the last person you’d suspect.’
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Posted: May 24th, 2013
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