Friend’s Reunited, the original World Wide Web darling of a middle-aged nation, has hung up its tie and satchel for the final time paving the way for ‘Bellends Uninvited’, a website allowing users to undo all those unwanted connections from the late nineties. [read...]
With the nation in mourning following the death of Democracy, the United States is to hold an official state funeral in its honour.
Speaking to an empty room at a White House press conference after all news outlets were barred from attending, [read...]
One of Britain’s most well-established and highly-respected political parties, the Apathy Party, faces a new threat to its established order. A small group of fanatical inactivists, anxious, as they say, to restore the party ‘to its core values’ [read...]
An anti-capitalist protester camping outside St Paul’s Cathedral in London confirmed today that the experience has inspired him to start ‘ProtestEx’ – the world’s first event management company dedicated to ‘making sure your bid to overthrow the status quo goes without a hitch’. [read...]