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‘Manspread’ to replace butter

The online Oxford dictionary has added the act of ‘manspreading’ as a low-fat alternative to ‘moisturising your toast’.

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2015
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Bill Oddie ‘has never touched anyone up’, confirm reports

Scotland Yard spokesperson for The 1997 – 2000 ‘Birding with Bill Oddie,’ child abuse enquiry said this morning that accusations were filtering in from several minors invited to the filming that Bill Oddie ‘never touched them up’.

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2015
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Benedict Cumberbatch ‘magnificent’ as Bloke in Tesco

Benedict Cumberbatch has blown away the critics after a ‘magnificent, power-house performance’ at the Brent Cross Hendon Way Tesco Superstore in Cricklewood.

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2015
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Chilcot to conduct inquiry into lack of inquiry into Inquiry

Lord Chilcot is reported to be ‘delighted’ to accept the commission to conduct an impartial inquiry as to why Downing Street this week ruled out an inquiry into the lateness of the Chicot Inquiry. ‘It smacks of a cover-up’, sources close to Chilcot confided.

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2015
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Persistent cold callers and chuggers face new ‘badgerer cull’

Cute, furry creatures 'don't stand a chance'Following last year’s unsuccessful culling campaign, the Government has today announced plans for a second attempt at reducing the ‘badgerer’ population

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2015
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