Overcrowding on a London Midland service to Crewe from London Euston earlier today reached a critical point when the densely packed passengers fused together to create dark matter and the beginnings of a black hole.
Problems began when a 12.20 service was cancelled because of staff shortages. The subsequent 12.46 was cancelled because the guard was ‘looking funny’ at the driver. The following service at 13.15 was cancelled because the train manager had thrown a strop over the consistency of his chips and eggy bread and had been sent to his room to ‘have a good long think’.
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Posted: Mar 9th, 2014
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