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Charles ‘may have been sending letters since the 1970s’

In a newly-discovered note to James Callaghan, from 1976 the Prince of Wales: ‘Dear Jim, Please can you fix it for me that mummy abdicates before bloody Halley’s comet comes around again. Sincerely, Charles, age 28.’

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Posted: May 19th, 2015
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Dozens feared inconvenienced as bikers clash outside Isle of Wight cafe

mods and rocking chairsPolice were called to the Blue Rinse Cafe on the seafront at Shanklin, Isle of Wight, yesterday to deal with an outbreak of the type of violence not seen since the mid-1960s. The trouble is understood to have erupted when a gang on mobility scooters aggressively took the last parking spaces. The number of those mildly put out is put at nine, but may rise.

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Posted: May 18th, 2015
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Customers who hesitate to call could face prosecution

A new measure, enshrined in law, could bring to an end centuries of lunacy, when businesses were forced to tell customers ‘Please don’t hesitate’ to contact them with any queries.

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Posted: May 18th, 2015
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Siege ends after Edstone gives itself up

A three-day stand-off between police and Ed Miliband’s pledge stone, which had been holed up in a South-East London warehouse since Friday, has ended when the stone gave itself up.

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Posted: May 18th, 2015
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People who demand to be forgotten online ‘can’t remember why’

You ain't seen me, right! ‘I don’t want to remember it, whatever it was.’

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Posted: May 18th, 2015
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