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FEATURE: 3.5 million gay people panic as they realise they’re expected to propose now

but it's a really big commitment...Patrick Allen, a gay man from San Francisco reveals the immeasurable terror of committing to his partner, James Greene, for the rest of their lives.

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Posted: Jun 28th, 2015
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UK approves ‘Gay-er marriage’

'wheel out Kylie!'Not to be out done by the United States’ decision to legalise same-sex marriage, the British judiciary has laid out plans to take marriage in general to a whole new level of kitsch.

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Posted: Jun 27th, 2015
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Glastonbury goers ‘furious’ as Chris de Burgh announced as emergency headline act

‘I’m currently working with festival co-ordinators to see how we can stretch out a performance of The Lady in Red over two days.’

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Posted: Jun 27th, 2015
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Cross Channel foot passengers facing migrant ‘piggy-backing’ misery

so cunning you'd hardly know they were thereFoot passengers returning to the UK from day trips to Calais are being subjected to attempts by illegal migrants to stow away inside their personal belongings.

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Posted: Jun 26th, 2015
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John Lewis refuses store card application for Greek PM

There was yet more embarrassment for the Greek government this week as it was revealed that the UK shopping network John Lewis refused an on-line store card application from Greek PM Alexis Tsipras.

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Posted: Jun 26th, 2015
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