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New Apple phone has revolutionary ‘non-selfie’ camera

One iPhone user was initially sceptical; ‘When I first heard I was like, ‘Why would anyone want to take a picture was wasn’t like of themselves? But then I was shown a mirror and I was like, whoa, I can take a picture of myself with my phone actually like in the picture. That’s like, whoaaa!’

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2015
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Former school prefect ‘at a loss’ as to how he amounted to nothing

James Blithe sailed through his high school exams in the mid-nineties with moderate effort during a summer of hope, skateboards and the SEGA MegaDrive.

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2015
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Election decided on penalties

Back of the net!  If that's OK with you, Nick?Five spot kicks each were allowed (with only two for the Liberals).  

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Posted: Apr 16th, 2015
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Nick Clegg launches sinister dating site: ‘Salmond, Farage or Me’

the British public finally has a choice of dirty partnerIn attempt to help voters lose their lunch, the Lib Dems have promoted their answer to C4’s ‘The Undateables’. Offering a stark choice of sexual extremes, Nick Clegg has positioned himself as the ‘moderate filling’, sandwiched between the thick, sweaty slabs of the SNP’s Alex Salmond and UKIP’s Nigel Farage.

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2015
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Colour blindness theory ‘only explanation’ for men in red trousers

Mustard corduroys, bright blue trousers and yellow jeans may all be a result of this unfortunate medical condition, explains the article.

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Posted: Apr 15th, 2015
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