Investigators have announced the discovery of the fragments of Chris Huhne’s moral compass under a car park in Southwark. [read...]
Police, teachers and the parents of three teenagers from Liverpool who have run away from home fear they may have been radicalised and travelled south to join the Conservative party. The three girls were last seen at Watford Gap services, [read...]
Friend’s Reunited, the original World Wide Web darling of a middle-aged nation, has hung up its tie and satchel for the final time paving the way for ‘Bellends Uninvited’, a website allowing users to undo all those unwanted connections from the late nineties. [read...]
With the nation in mourning following the death of Democracy, the United States is to hold an official state funeral in its honour.
Speaking to an empty room at a White House press conference after all news outlets were barred from attending, [read...]