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Migrants complain Eurostar delays ‘unacceptable’

Migrants have been making a series of complaints today at delays experienced at the Eurostar tunnel.

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Posted: Jul 26th, 2015
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Seagulls could be used in war against IS, warns Cameron

per ardua, ad chipsDavid Cameron has said seagulls from Devon and Cornwall could be sent to Syria in a bid to help coalition forces tackle Islamist insurgents. A spokesperson for the unfussy seabirds said the gulls were definitely ‘up for a fight’.

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Posted: Jul 25th, 2015
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Academies ‘just a posh word for schools’, expert admits

An expert formerly employed by the Department of Education, now thought to have gone rogue, admitted today that the government’s much-vaunted ‘academies’ programme consists solely of calling schools by another word that means the same thing.

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Posted: Jul 25th, 2015
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New Labour to release cover version of ‘Just Say No’ (to socialism)

Things can only get bitterNew Labour has announced it will reform and record a special charity single – a cover of the Grange Hill classic ‘Just Say No’ – to warn against dabbling in left-wing politics.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2015
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Liverpool sign 55 year old radio presenter in £32.4m deal

TV and radio presenter Terry Christian has moved from his late night talk show at Radio Derby to Liverpool F.C. in a deal thought to be worth around £32.4m.

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Posted: Jul 24th, 2015
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