Witnesses claim that Dylan’s expression darkened as it became clear that a song played exclusively on a tambourine, a totally percussive instrument with a limited notational range, was really pretty fucking boring. [read...]
‘I knew it was a fool’s errand as soon as Susan said we should use an ‘off-white’ shade to contrast with the ‘duck egg blue’ tiles, whatever that all means,’ said Michael, 45 [read...]
“We’ve all been there, haven’t we? Only this morning, while out on my daily permitted stroll, a sweaty, out of breath jogger, exhaling buckets of sweat and virus particles came up behind me and I had to practically jump into a hedge to avoid him. [read...]
They see it as an effective way of rewarding loyal, lifetime hooligans, who just happen to like a good old-fashioned punch up. [read...]
“I asked her how many sugars she wanted in her tea yesterday and she said “eleventy.” [read...]
