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Men welcome morning-after pill for things you wish you hadn’t said
The pill reverses the effects of misconceived comments before they grow and eventually acquire a life of their own. [read...]
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Very Lazy set to introduce range of partially chewed meals
‘This is something new, unique, and something that lazy people will be rushing to buy’ [read...]
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More allegations of abuse by Santa Claus
Yet more allegations have been flooding in which suggest renowned children’s charity worker Santa Claus was in fact at the heart of a sickening global paedophile ring, possibly spanning many decades. [read...]
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Government’s ‘bubble-suit’ legislation to safeguard children
In a leak of new government plans the Daily Mail has revealed that children will be legally required to wear special bubble suits until the age of 18, in a bid to safeguard them at home, [read...]
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Teenage girls ‘too ghastly to fantasise about’, complain ageing pervs
Lead author Dr John Pemberton of the University of Leeds warned: ‘As their sexual vigour diminishes and that of their wives peaks, men in their fifties have long got through the ordeal of conjugal relations by conjuring up an image of a lovely young girl they saw recently. [read...]