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Account executives fail to make key worker list
“Who will be advising companies to sack‘rightsize’ for short term shareholder gains as the virus bites”? [read...]
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Rishi Sunak at last honoured with Long Service and Good Conduct Medal
Sunak was appointed on a 3 month fixed term contract with the expectation that he wouldn’t last 5 minutes. [read...]
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73,000 attend Under 9s football match
“I tweeted last night that we had a friendly, maybe our last game, and the news spread like wildfire. Thousands of cars arrived overnight. We’ve had helicopters landing nearby from all over the place, even Lancashire.” [read...]
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Your guide to guide to cooking in the time of Coronavirus
Nettle leaves can be surprisingly pleasant, but if you don’t cook it enough it can be surprisingly unpleasant. [read...]
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UK Government calls for Kevin Bacon to self-isolate
“Humans are six degrees apart on this Earth, and Kevin Bacon has been proven time and time again to be at the centre of this contagion network.’ [read...]