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‘Please stop killing each other in my name, I don’t exist,’ clarifies God
‘I don’t care what you call me – Allah, God, Yahweh, Vishnu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whatever – It really doesn’t matter because I don’t exist’. [read...]
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Sodor abandoned as self-aware steam trains finally take over
‘Soon they’d learnt how to drive themselves, even mine their own coal. I had the world’s most efficient railway – but then they got bored’. [read...]
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Unreality TV ‘will never catch on’, experts conclude
Sometimes Borgen even matched Eddie Stobart: Trucks & Trailers for excitement [read...]
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VR headset offers cramped viewing and violence for nostalgic football fans
Crammed in the old East Stand you can actually smell the beer and piss, and feel one or other trickling down your leg, all while dodging missiles from the away section. [read...]
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Unmarried middle-aged uncle won’t be putting kisses on cards this Christmas
Unmarried uncle of four, Derek Johnson, has decided not to put kisses on the Christmas card he is sending to his nephews and nieces this year. [read...]