German leader, Aldolf Hitler has struck back at Jessie Owens’ recent appeals for people to stay away from the upcoming games, despite concerns that many foreigners may face racism during the event. [read...]
Physicists in Cern accidentally accessed a parallel universe to our own where the singer is about to start a City and Guilds qualification in Portable Appliance Testing after a year out travelling around Canada. [read...]
UK astronaut Major Tim Peake’s first spacewalk, scheduled to take place on Friday, looks like being cancelled following an announcement by NASA that everything on the International Space Station (ISS) was ‘working just fine and dandy’. [read...]
Inspired by ‘The Squeeze’ mocking the Prime Minister on the ‘Andrew Marr Show’, the 70’s pop legend has decided to stage the ‘ultimate snub’ by exiting this mortal coil while others simply contemplate a ‘Brexit’. [read...]
Since mid-December, children have being making an effort to be slightly less obnoxious than usual in the hope that Santa will forget what they’ve been like for the rest of the year. But since the appearance of overpriced tat wrapped in shiny paper, [read...]
