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Pinocchio rejects Alice

Pinocchio has publicly outed Alice in Wonderland as a ‘fantasy creation’, in a move which has fuelled bitter arguments in the Land of Magic.

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2015
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‘Chinese financial woes made me molest goat’ claims defendant

A Gosport man who appeared in court on charges of outraging public decency, sexual assault and animal cruelty, has blamed his ‘regrettable’ behaviour on the volatility of global finance.

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2015
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Fears for ancient site as coach-load of schoolchildren moves closer

Schoolchildren from a South London primary school have entered the county of Wiltshire, and are heading toward Stonehenge, according to reports.

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Posted: Aug 29th, 2015
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‘Manspread’ to replace butter

The online Oxford dictionary has added the act of ‘manspreading’ as a low-fat alternative to ‘moisturising your toast’.

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2015
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Bill Oddie ‘has never touched anyone up’, confirm reports

Scotland Yard spokesperson for The 1997 – 2000 ‘Birding with Bill Oddie,’ child abuse enquiry said this morning that accusations were filtering in from several minors invited to the filming that Bill Oddie ‘never touched them up’.

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Posted: Aug 28th, 2015
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