‘Please stop killing each other in my name, I don’t exist,’ clarifies God
‘I don’t care what you call me – Allah, God, Yahweh, Vishnu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whatever – It really doesn’t matter because I don’t exist’. [read...]
‘I don’t care what you call me – Allah, God, Yahweh, Vishnu, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, whatever – It really doesn’t matter because I don’t exist’. [read...]
‘Soon they’d learnt how to drive themselves, even mine their own coal. I had the world’s most efficient railway – but then they got bored’. [read...]
Sometimes Borgen even matched Eddie Stobart: Trucks & Trailers for excitement [read...]
Crammed in the old East Stand you can actually smell the beer and piss, and feel one or other trickling down your leg, all while dodging missiles from the away section. [read...]
Unmarried uncle of four, Derek Johnson, has decided not to put kisses on the Christmas card he is sending to his nephews and nieces this year. [read...]