Nine Big Brother contestants received an official apology from Channel 4 today, after being accidentally left in the Big Brother House since its last showing on the channel four years ago. Two stunned producers discovered the group, [read...]
‘Mumsnet’ is currently filled with unapologetic parents, naming children after electrical appliances, Byzantium monarchs or types of frozen pizza; all convinced that their little cherub is the reincarnation of an estate agent or Donald Trump campaign manager. [read...]
‘Magnificent, power-house performance’ at the Brent Cross Hendon Way Superstore [read...]
The motion to ‘upcycle’ remaining copies of the Chilcot Report into luxury toilet paper was passed in Parliament today by a clear majority of 474 MPs. The house agreed that the possibility of anyone actually reading the thing is highly unlikely, [read...]
Lead author Dr John Pemberton of the University of Leeds warned: ‘As their sexual vigour diminishes and that of their wives peaks, men in their fifties have long got through the ordeal of conjugal relations by conjuring up an image of a lovely young girl they saw recently. [read...]
