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Rosetta sets sights on Kim Kardashian in next daring mission

The European Space Agency has confirmed plans to extend its successful comet mission by rerouting Rosetta to the rear end of MTV star and socialite, Kim Kardashian.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2014
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FIFA to investigate match fixing during 1914 Christmas Day international

twenty two men and an air-filled BlatterFIFA President Sepp Blatter has announced that the organisation is to launch a ‘root and branch’ investigation into claims that British servicemen were involved in ‘match-fixing’ against Germany, during a hastily arranged international on Christmas Day in 1914.

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Posted: Nov 15th, 2014
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Kim Kardashian cycle rack ‘huge success’ with teenage boys

Teenage boys will soon need little encouragement to get on their bikes with the introduction of a range of new cycle racks for schools.

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Posted: Nov 15th, 2014
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‘Money spent on Rosetta could have bailed one of us out’, moan banks

10 years to blow £1.1 billion? Hopeless!Despite costing a meagre £1.1bn and possibly changing the course of human civilisation as we know it, the banking community has been quick to dismiss the Rosetta Space Mission as a ‘frivolous boondoggle’.

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Posted: Nov 14th, 2014
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National Sperm Bank fined in Forex scandal

In an unexpected twist, the financial regulator has confirmed that the National Sperm Bank has been ‘manipulating the semen exchange system’.

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Posted: Nov 14th, 2014
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