Danny Boyle to create Thatcher closing event
Danny Boyle announced last night he was ‘enthusiastic’ about the honour of marking Mrs Thatcher’s passing in Horseguards Parade.
Posted: Apr 10th, 2013
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Manchester Utd criticised For ‘burying bad result news’ on day of Thatcher passing
The FA and several opposing club supporters trusts have criticised Manchester United Football Club for releasing news of their loss to rivals Manchester City on the day of ex Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher’s passing.
Posted: Apr 10th, 2013
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Cabinet members ‘too nervous’ to tell Thatcher she’s dead
‘I don’t think she’ll take it very well. I met her a couple of years ago and asked if she missed being prime minister and I experienced 10 minutes of ranting followed by a shout of ‘release the flying monkeys’.
Posted: Apr 9th, 2013
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‘Shit, we still have a Conservative Prime Minister’, realises country
The UK has awoken from a night of celebration and heavy drinking to the horrific realisation that it is still actually ruled by a Tory Prime Minister.
Following reports of the death of an 87 year old woman from a stroke yesterday, the UK had been expected to announce plans to transform itself into a socialist paradise with immediate effect.
Posted: Apr 9th, 2013
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‘Cambridge Bump’ more popular visitor attraction than the Gherkin
The ETB spokesman pointed out that the Cambridge Bump would disappear in the summer and sightseers would have to wait at least nine months for sight of Cambridge Bump Mark 2.
Posted: Apr 8th, 2013
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