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‘Ye olde Chilcotte Reporte on ye Hundrede Years War’ finally published

A medieval scribe known as Johannes of Chilcotte is thought to be the author of a crucial historical document that has recently come to light.

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Posted: Aug 25th, 2015
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North Korea still ‘unhappy with Panmunjom village Trip Advisor report’

‘Nice remote village, but very noisy at night,’ paraphrased a North Korean tourist official, reading the latest entry on Trip Advisor for Panmonjon village, located in the middle of the DMZ. ‘The South are driving tourists away from the DMZ with their propaganda loudspeakers blaring away day and night,’ he said.

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Posted: Aug 25th, 2015
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All childhood aspirations to be erased

‘Unachievable’ career ambitions of youngsters are to be treated with memory-loss drugs to improve the alignment of hopes with reality, a Government spokesman has confirmed.

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Posted: Aug 24th, 2015
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‘Dismaland’ does not start as soon as you leave the M5, insist tourist board

Officials from the Weston-Super-Mare tourist board have advised visitors heading to the town that Banksy’s dystopian nightmare bemusement park does not start ‘as soon as you leave Junction 21 on the M5 motorway’.

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2015
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Kent boy emerges from bedroom to hero’s welcome after six week stint on Call of Duty

parents had a Wii Fit just waiting for him Finally ‘made it’ to the bathroom

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Posted: Aug 18th, 2015
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