Google is launching a new online accountancy service, Google Diddle, just in time for the tax return deadline of 31 January. The tech giant demonstrated its awesome commanded of UK tax legislation when it agreed to pay £130m in taxes dating back to 2005 following a six year inquiry by HMRC costing UK taxpayers £130 million. [read...]
The cross-armed, tutting British public shook their heads in disgust at new spate of flood warnings today, ranging from West Scotland through Cumbria, Wales, the South West and even as far as Guildford. However the prospect of moaning about the weather for the fourth consecutive week has equally filled them with a collective glee. [read...]
Same squalor, just missing a few indie bands [read...]
Right-wing sleeper ‘Jezzer’ Corbyn and left-wing sleeper Donald ‘Lenin’ Trump are to be exchanged on the Glienicke Bridge connecting Potsdam with Berlin, following intense diplomatic manoeuvres. ‘Corbyn is a war hero. A Cold War hero who kept our democracy safe from communists’ said an emotional David Cameron as he awaited the exchange. [read...]
Local beauty contestant winner and international waif model Gretchen Von Rumeschtide has ‘really let herself go’ and exploded to a mind-bending 119lbs according to the greasy Australian tabloid news network Daily Wombat. The Wombat reports that not one of her ribs was visible in the most recent photo shoot taken at a remote location in… [read...]
