Hot on the heels of last week’s Czech spy allegations, and in a stunning upset likely to destroy Labour’s chances of forming the next government, The Daily Mail now claims to have obtained footage of Jeremy Corbyn wearing a check shirt, [read...]
Local beauty contestant winner and international waif model Gretchen Von Rumeschtide has ‘really let herself go’ and exploded to a mind-bending 119lbs according to the greasy Australian tabloid news network Daily Wombat. The Wombat reports that not one of her ribs was visible in the most recent photo shoot taken at a remote location in… [read...]
Google is launching a new online accountancy service, Google Diddle, just in time for the tax return deadline of 31 January. The tech giant demonstrated its awesome commanded of UK tax legislation when it agreed to pay £130m in taxes dating back to 2005 following a six year inquiry by HMRC costing UK taxpayers £130 million. [read...]
Hundreds of greedy, lying bastards are busily working on persuasive arguments to present to National Lottery organiser Camelot in an effort to win millions of pounds that they’re not entitled to. Following the news that only one of the two winners of the record £66 million Lotto jackpot has so far claimed their half of… [read...]
The cross-armed, tutting British public shook their heads in disgust at new spate of flood warnings today, ranging from West Scotland through Cumbria, Wales, the South West and even as far as Guildford. However the prospect of moaning about the weather for the fourth consecutive week has equally filled them with a collective glee. [read...]
