Google is launching a new online accountancy service, Google Diddle, just in time for the tax return deadline of 31 January. The tech giant demonstrated its awesome commanded of UK tax legislation when it agreed to pay £130m in taxes dating back to 2005 following a six year inquiry by HMRC costing UK taxpayers £130 million. [read...]
Since being born with a rare split penis, both of which are effective for sexual reproduction, labrador Derek has been monitored by boffins in comparison with other single ‘boner’ canines. During the course of his six year life so far the scientists have not noticed Derek being any more busy than his mono-schlonged cousins. [read...]
Hot on the heels of last week’s Czech spy allegations, and in a stunning upset likely to destroy Labour’s chances of forming the next government, The Daily Mail now claims to have obtained footage of Jeremy Corbyn wearing a check shirt, [read...]
Local beauty contestant winner and international waif model Gretchen Von Rumeschtide has ‘really let herself go’ and exploded to a mind-bending 119lbs according to the greasy Australian tabloid news network Daily Wombat. The Wombat reports that not one of her ribs was visible in the most recent photo shoot taken at a remote location in… [read...]
Hundreds of greedy, lying bastards are busily working on persuasive arguments to present to National Lottery organiser Camelot in an effort to win millions of pounds that they’re not entitled to. Following the news that only one of the two winners of the record £66 million Lotto jackpot has so far claimed their half of… [read...]
