Acrimony has broken out at this year’s Wimbledon championship after the celebrity seats usually reserved for tennis-loving minstrel Sir Cliff Richard were commandeered by desperate officials in order to accommodate the Middleton family.
Posted: Jul 5th, 2012
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The London Olympics were hit by another scandal last night as the world’s fastest man, Usain Bolt, was found to have significant amounts of chromium in his blood after having ingested an entire Morris Oxford, Series VI.
Posted: Jul 1st, 2012
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‘Now we’ll be selecting on contribution to the Olympic bid rather than on sporting ability,’ explained BOA spokesman Darryl Seibel. ‘So Beckham will now be in the football team instead of Ryan Giggs who did bugger all to help the bid.’
Posted: Jul 1st, 2012
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The broadcast regulator Ofcom has stepped up its inquiry into whether morons can be trusted to hold TV licences.
Posted: Apr 26th, 2012
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The world of paying men to punch each other for our entertainment was rocked at the weekend after two men who’ve been trained to punch each other almost came to blows. ‘I cannot understand where they get these ideas from,’ said one ambassador for the noble profession.
Posted: Feb 20th, 2012
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