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Usain Bolt tests positive for a Morris Oxford

hoping they won't find out about that Riley ElfThe London Olympics were hit by another scandal last night as the world’s fastest man, Usain Bolt, was found to have significant amounts of chromium in his blood after having ingested an entire Morris Oxford, Series VI.

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Posted: Jul 1st, 2012
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Beckham joins Olympic team in shock selection policy change

‘Now we’ll be selecting on contribution to the Olympic bid rather than on sporting ability,’ explained BOA spokesman Darryl Seibel. ‘So Beckham will now be in the football team instead of Ryan Giggs who did bugger all to help the bid.’

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Posted: Jul 1st, 2012
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Shock as men paid to punch each other almost come to blows

The world of paying men to punch each other for our entertainment was rocked at the weekend after two men who’ve been trained to punch each other almost came to blows. ‘I cannot understand where they get these ideas from,’ said one ambassador for the noble profession.

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Posted: Feb 20th, 2012
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Divorcing couple play football on Christmas Day

will all kick off again on Boxing DayJoe and Paula Western decided to set aside their differences on Christmas day and play a game of football in no-mans land, the area between the house and the garden shed where Joe now sleeps.

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Posted: Dec 24th, 2011
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Axis of Evil to strengthen squad in January transfer window

strong attack, but no defence whatsoever‘They’ve lost the backbone of their team through assassinations and deaths’

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2011
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