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Beckham joins Olympic team in shock selection policy change

‘Now we’ll be selecting on contribution to the Olympic bid rather than on sporting ability,’ explained BOA spokesman Darryl Seibel. ‘So Beckham will now be in the football team instead of Ryan Giggs who did bugger all to help the bid.’

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Posted: Jul 1st, 2012
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Shock as men paid to punch each other almost come to blows

The world of paying men to punch each other for our entertainment was rocked at the weekend after two men who’ve been trained to punch each other almost came to blows. ‘I cannot understand where they get these ideas from,’ said one ambassador for the noble profession.

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Posted: Feb 20th, 2012
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Divorcing couple play football on Christmas Day

will all kick off again on Boxing DayJoe and Paula Western decided to set aside their differences on Christmas day and play a game of football in no-mans land, the area between the house and the garden shed where Joe now sleeps.

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Posted: Dec 24th, 2011
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Axis of Evil to strengthen squad in January transfer window

strong attack, but no defence whatsoever‘They’ve lost the backbone of their team through assassinations and deaths’

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Posted: Dec 21st, 2011
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Man who shook hands with Sepp Blatter apologises ‘for causing offence’

a simple gesture of respect and reconciliation, leaving the other hand free to accept cashA man who yesterday shook hands with embattled FIFA president Sepp Blatter has sought to downplay the significance of his actions and apologise for any offence he may have caused.

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Posted: Nov 19th, 2011
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