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Nietzsche earns respect of Joey Barton

Alienated Newcastle footballer Joey Barton has been telling his followers on Twitter of his ‘respect’ for German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. Scouser Barton has tweeted that the author of Beyond Good and Evil was ‘a real nutter’ who was ‘as hard as Vinnie Jones’. Once dubbed a Nietzschean Antichrist by an Everton fan, Barton claims to [...]

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Posted: Aug 7th, 2011
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One-year countdown begins to world dwile flonking championships in Cowes

hoping for meadal gloryEvent chairman Lord Po said the event was a ‘big moment’ for the 2012 Cowes Flonking Organising Committee (Coflog), adding that 23 million ticket applications had been made by almost 12 people, which showed the Games had ‘higher levels of support than any previous international flonking event’.

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Posted: Jul 27th, 2011
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Norwich City sack manager ahead of next season’s relegation

Delia now learning how to Fry‘After securing promotion last year, the board now has to accept full responsibility for our inevitable relegation next season, so we have decided to sack our manager.’

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Posted: Jun 22nd, 2011
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Mark Williams announces retirement from ‘stupid, boring snooker’

Just days after throwing away a 9-5 lead to lose 10-9 to John Higgins in the UK Championship final in Telford last Sunday, two-time world champion Mark Williams announced his retirement from the sport to stunned journalists, branding the sport ‘stupid’, ‘boring’ and ‘for joeys’.

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Posted: Dec 14th, 2010
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“You’re Now Better Than Us” says Ricky Ponting as he starts Ashes mind games

In a clear attempt to unsettle the English players, Ponting has cunningly departed from the traditional claims that Australia will win the series 5-0, and is instead predicting a thrashing for the home team.

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2010
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