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Norwich City sack manager ahead of next season’s relegation

Delia now learning how to Fry‘After securing promotion last year, the board now has to accept full responsibility for our inevitable relegation next season, so we have decided to sack our manager.’

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Posted: Jun 22nd, 2011
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Mark Williams announces retirement from ‘stupid, boring snooker’

Just days after throwing away a 9-5 lead to lose 10-9 to John Higgins in the UK Championship final in Telford last Sunday, two-time world champion Mark Williams announced his retirement from the sport to stunned journalists, branding the sport ‘stupid’, ‘boring’ and ‘for joeys’.

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Posted: Dec 14th, 2010
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“You’re Now Better Than Us” says Ricky Ponting as he starts Ashes mind games

In a clear attempt to unsettle the English players, Ponting has cunningly departed from the traditional claims that Australia will win the series 5-0, and is instead predicting a thrashing for the home team.

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2010
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Over-competitive dad red-carded for horror tackle on son

last man between player and goal; he had to goAn overly-competitive father has admitted that he may have gone too far after breaking his son’s leg during a light kick-about in the garden.

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Posted: Jun 26th, 2010
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Team GB call for British Winter Olympics

After Britain’s poor showing at the Winter Olympics, Team GB is calling for specialist British Winter events, to include Downhill Tin Tray, Super G Poly Bagging and Ungritted Pavement Ice-Dancing.

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Posted: Feb 26th, 2010
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