Iran completes construction of Death Star
‘The Death Star will be used for entirely peaceful purposes. Israel has no reason to worry about our new novelty paperweight.’
Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
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Fancy dress parties ‘discriminating against the unimaginative’
The hosts of themed fancy dress parties could be unwittingly discriminating against less creative and imaginative people, a recent study has concluded.
‘The pressure to concoct a realistic costume that is also witty and clever in its interpretation is immense’ stated the report.
Posted: Jul 29th, 2010
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Skywalker upgrades R2D2 to iphone
Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker has shocked his friends by revealing that he has at last traded his old R2D2 unit in for a new Apple iphone.
Posted: Nov 7th, 2009
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Han Solo disappointed by Millennium Falcon scrappage deal
Han Solo has told of his disappointment at being offered only £2,000 off the price of a new car in exchange for his star ship, The Millennium Falcon.
Posted: Oct 17th, 2009
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