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Star Wars ‘Emperor’s Theme’ heard on the wind as Pope’s visit approaches

he cometh‘It kept coming and going. Then when I stopped for a cup of tea and some Kendal mint cake I realised it was music, and then I remembered where I’d heard it before. My first thought was, ‘Shit, yes, the Pope’s coming to visit isn’t he?’

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2010
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Iran completes construction of Death Star

'these are not the excuses you are looking for'‘The Death Star will be used for entirely peaceful purposes. Israel has no reason to worry about our new novelty paperweight.’

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
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Fancy dress parties ‘discriminating against the unimaginative’

The hosts of themed fancy dress parties could be unwittingly discriminating against less creative and imaginative people, a recent study has concluded.

‘The pressure to concoct a realistic costume that is also witty and clever in its interpretation is immense’ stated the report.

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Posted: Jul 29th, 2010
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Skywalker upgrades R2D2 to iphone

Jedi Knight Luke Skywalker has shocked his friends by revealing that he has at last traded his old R2D2 unit in for a new Apple iphone.

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Posted: Nov 7th, 2009
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Han Solo disappointed by Millennium Falcon scrappage deal

One careful-ish ownerHan Solo has told of his disappointment at being offered only £2,000 off the price of a new car in exchange for his star ship, The Millennium Falcon.

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Posted: Oct 17th, 2009
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