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Death Star to close this Sunday, confirms Vader

The Empire confirmed today it is closing the Death Star with immediate effect, and promised ‘full co-operation’ with the official investigation into alleged illegal practices over a number of years, culminating in the destruction of the planet Alderaan.

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Posted: Jul 8th, 2011
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C-3PO blames ‘car keys’ for three-hour airport security delay

Camp protocol droid C-3PO has blamed his spare set of car keys for his disastrous attempt to get through airport security yesterday.

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Posted: Mar 16th, 2011
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Jedi-Sith coalition ‘working very well’

Top Jedi Mace Windu has defended the record of the Sith-Jedi coalition Empire since it came to power last May.

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Posted: Jan 10th, 2011
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Star Wars ‘Emperor’s Theme’ heard on the wind as Pope’s visit approaches

he cometh‘It kept coming and going. Then when I stopped for a cup of tea and some Kendal mint cake I realised it was music, and then I remembered where I’d heard it before. My first thought was, ‘Shit, yes, the Pope’s coming to visit isn’t he?’

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Posted: Sep 14th, 2010
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Iran completes construction of Death Star

'these are not the excuses you are looking for'‘The Death Star will be used for entirely peaceful purposes. Israel has no reason to worry about our new novelty paperweight.’

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
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