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Han Solo disappointed by Millennium Falcon scrappage deal

One careful-ish ownerHan Solo has told of his disappointment at being offered only £2,000 off the price of a new car in exchange for his star ship, The Millennium Falcon.

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Posted: Oct 17th, 2009
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Jubilation as Yoda finally passes GCSE English

exams easier not getting‘very pleased I am!’

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Posted: Sep 9th, 2009
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Star Wars Storm Troopers ‘suffering mental health issues’

Ex-Storm troopers' lives being lived day by dayA recent poll of Imperial Storm troopers has revealed that as many as 20% are suffering from psychological issues due to the fact that they have had to switch from fighting for the good of the Universe to joining the Dark Side.

‘Every day is a living nightmare’ said clone Storm trooper A4815162342 who has been diagnosed as suffering from ‘Star Wars Syndrome’.

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Posted: Mar 16th, 2009
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‘Grand Designs’ to feature Darth Vader’s Death Star

‘It was the size of a small moon – a very ambitious project for a first time builder.’

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Posted: Sep 8th, 2008
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Inspectors slam first Jedi Faith School

Religious education focused too narrowly around ‘the Force’.

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Posted: Nov 20th, 2007
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