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Celebrities to balls-up your commute on Poppy Day

Service announcements at Wood Lane will be replaced by Joey Barton reciting the prologue from Friedrich Nietzsche’s ‘Das Verhältnis der Schopenhauer Ischen Philosophie zu einer deutschen Kultur’, before bursting out of the control office and head-butting commuters on to the track.

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Posted: Oct 29th, 2014
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Islamic State releases iPhone 6 bending video

The ‘deeply harrowing’ footage shows a pristine handset being subjected to brutal strength that distorts and deforms its delicate aluminium shell. The video fades to black and after a brief message denouncing Western imperialism the iPhone is shown again, this time with a black screen

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Posted: Sep 25th, 2014
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Windows ’8′ my concentration span…. OMG! Look at this! LOL!

One of the new unreported features of Windows 8 is a Twitter busting feature that promises to be ten times more distracting than anything else on the… LOL! OMG!… sorry, market.

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Posted: Mar 2nd, 2012
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Stunned scientists discover Stephen Fry ‘of only average intelligence’

“Our findings really shook us”, said Dr Havers, an expert in the field of perceived wisdom. “We found a causal link between ‘reading out obscure facts on television’, and an assumption by the public that he doesn’t sometimes leave his shoes in the fridge.

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2011
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Dam Busters dog renamed ‘Cuntface’ for movie remake

'Dam' also thought too sacrilegious; replaced by 'Dyke'‘You just can’t have a modern movie shown in the US with a dog called the N-word,’ said writer Stephen Fry. ‘Instead I decided that ‘Cuntface’ had the right melange of wit and edginess.’

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2011
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