Britain’s most eminent physicist, Professor Stephen Hawking, has courted controversy by asserting his view that the creation of daytime television took place completely by chance and had nothing to do with the divine intervention of Lorraine Kelly. [read...]
Software giant Microsoft has admitted that the launch of the latest Stephen Hawking upgrade has had to be delayed due to problems with the new operating system, which keeps crashing whenever asked to calculate when the universe began. [read...]
Professor Stephen Hawking has been appointed as an economic adviser to George Osborne, the Treasury has announced.
Whilst not questioning his intellect, some critics have questioned what economic experience the famous physicist and cosmologist has. [read...]
In a bid to place the BBC’s ailing light entertainment reputation in ‘safer hands’ the corporation has announced that irritable news anchor Jeremy Paxman will front its new It’s a Knockout programme, assisted by humourless war correspondent Orla Guerin. [read...]