It cost some £6.2 billion to build, but the Large Hadron Collider may have justified that enormous price tag after it finally located Professor Brian Cox’s lost car keys. The keys were lost by Cox in the 1990s while an undergraduate at the University of Manchester and his 1987 Nissan Micra has remained in an NCP car park ever since. [read...]
Britain’s most eminent physicist, Professor Stephen Hawking, has courted controversy by asserting his view that the creation of daytime television took place completely by chance and had nothing to do with the divine intervention of Lorraine Kelly. [read...]
Software giant Microsoft has admitted that the launch of the latest Stephen Hawking upgrade has had to be delayed due to problems with the new operating system, which keeps crashing whenever asked to calculate when the universe began. [read...]
Professor Stephen Hawking has been appointed as an economic adviser to George Osborne, the Treasury has announced.
Whilst not questioning his intellect, some critics have questioned what economic experience the famous physicist and cosmologist has. [read...]