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Paperclip from Word quits Microsoft for Apple

Steve and Clippy get talking‘Clippy is a professional, and his knowledge of laying out letters and punctuation tips is second to none.’

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Posted: Mar 5th, 2010
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Steve Jobs heralds new wave of street crime

Steve Jobs latest must-have gadget will see beginning of new era in robbery-with-violence

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Posted: Jan 27th, 2010
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Apple unveil iNvisible iBook

Jobs stunned reporters by apparently holding nothing but air in his hands

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2010
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Apple iPhone can’t make or receive basic voice calls

‘Sure, it’s a slip up , but not a huge one’ admitted Steve Jobs.

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Posted: Jul 11th, 2009
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Steve Jobs unveils ‘Liver 2.0′

significant improvement on 'Liver 1.0'Steve Jobs proudly unveiled ‘Liver 2.0′ at a packed press conference today, following an emergency organ transplant. ‘This new liver is a significant improvement on Liver 1.0′ he told assembled computer geeks and internal organ fans. Its many features include more efficient detoxification, rapid protein synthesis as well as improved hormone production and increased glycogen storage.’

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2009
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