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God releases Crab 2.0 featuring forward motion

considering an updated dodo next‘In the old version you never knew if the crab was coming or going, so this is a considerable breakthrough for crustacean technology. However, we have had to compromise the design with a rear-view mirror so they can get used to new methods of navigation.’

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Posted: Dec 26th, 2011
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Steve Jobs unveils new Steve Jobs

business as unusualSteve Jobs finally announced yesterday that the latest innovation from global computer giant Apple will be an all-new reinvention of Steve Jobs.

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2011
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Apple in DFS takeover bid

Apple is preparing to enter the UK sofa market with an ambitious bid to acquire DFS.

‘It makes complete sense,’ says market analyst Rodney Wiles. ‘Steve Jobs has long been an admirer of DFS cool and he likes to relax with Jonathan Ive on a DFS 3 seater double manual recliner in brown leather.’

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Posted: Jun 17th, 2011
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‘Revolutionary’ new iPhone can remove stones from horses’ hooves

Apple has unveiled the latest generation of the popular iPhone mobile boasting a range of features new to mobile technology including a tape measure, an attachment that can remove stones from the hooves of lame horses and a novel set of toe clippers.

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Posted: May 24th, 2011
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Apple claim the letter i and seek to ‘takeover the alphabet’

Apple MD Steve Jobs has explained that following the launch of products such as the iPad, iPhone and iPod, his company is to patent the letter i and ‘begin to takeover the alphabet’.

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Posted: Nov 14th, 2010
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