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Steve Jobs unveils new Steve Jobs

business as unusualSteve Jobs finally announced yesterday that the latest innovation from global computer giant Apple will be an all-new reinvention of Steve Jobs.

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Posted: Aug 27th, 2011
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Apple in DFS takeover bid

Apple is preparing to enter the UK sofa market with an ambitious bid to acquire DFS.

‘It makes complete sense,’ says market analyst Rodney Wiles. ‘Steve Jobs has long been an admirer of DFS cool and he likes to relax with Jonathan Ive on a DFS 3 seater double manual recliner in brown leather.’

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Posted: Jun 17th, 2011
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‘Revolutionary’ new iPhone can remove stones from horses’ hooves

Apple has unveiled the latest generation of the popular iPhone mobile boasting a range of features new to mobile technology including a tape measure, an attachment that can remove stones from the hooves of lame horses and a novel set of toe clippers.

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Posted: May 24th, 2011
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Apple claim the letter i and seek to ‘takeover the alphabet’

Apple MD Steve Jobs has explained that following the launch of products such as the iPad, iPhone and iPod, his company is to patent the letter i and ‘begin to takeover the alphabet’.

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Posted: Nov 14th, 2010
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New iPod Shuffle designed to be inserted anally

And, your music collection will never, ever again be in the wrong order. Guaranteed.Apple CEO Steve Jobs walked awkwardly onto the stage with the tell-tale white headphone cord disappearing into his rectum.

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2010
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