‘In the old version you never knew if the crab was coming or going, so this is a considerable breakthrough for crustacean technology. However, we have had to compromise the design with a rear-view mirror so they can get used to new methods of navigation.’ [read...]
Apple is preparing to enter the UK sofa market with an ambitious bid to acquire DFS.
‘It makes complete sense,’ says market analyst Rodney Wiles. ‘Steve Jobs has long been an admirer of DFS cool and he likes to relax with Jonathan Ive on a DFS 3 seater double manual recliner in brown leather.’ [read...]
Apple has unveiled the latest generation of the popular iPhone mobile boasting a range of features new to mobile technology including a tape measure, an attachment that can remove stones from the hooves of lame horses and a novel set of toe clippers. [read...]
Apple MD Steve Jobs has explained that following the launch of products such as the iPad, iPhone and iPod, his company is to patent the letter i and ‘begin to takeover the alphabet’. [read...]