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New iPod Shuffle designed to be inserted anally

And, your music collection will never, ever again be in the wrong order. Guaranteed.Apple CEO Steve Jobs walked awkwardly onto the stage with the tell-tale white headphone cord disappearing into his rectum.

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Posted: Sep 11th, 2010
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‘Revolutionary’ new iPhone can remove stones from horses’ hooves

pay just a little more and it'll even make the teaNew iPhone also includes a tape measure and a novel set of toe clippers.

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Posted: Jun 10th, 2010
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Steve Jobs unveils ‘Liver 2.0′

significant improvement on 'Liver 1.0'Steve Jobs proudly unveiled ‘Liver 2.0′ at a packed press conference today, following an emergency organ transplant. ‘This new liver is a significant improvement on Liver 1.0′ he told assembled computer geeks and internal organ fans. Its many features include more efficient detoxification, rapid protein synthesis as well as improved hormone production and increased glycogen storage.’

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2009
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Apple unveil iNvisible iBook

Jobs stunned reporters by apparently holding nothing but air in his hands

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Posted: Jan 18th, 2008
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Apple iPhone can’t make or receive basic voice calls

‘Sure, it’s a slip up , but not a huge one’ admitted Steve Jobs.

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2007
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