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Public warned not to download naked photos of Steven Seagal

it'll ruin your dayFear has gripped online users who may have, in a furtive attempt to view intimate erotica of Jennifer Lawrence ‘before their family comes home’, inadvertently downloaded explicit images of Hollywood’s favourite martial arts veteran, ironic Buddhist and poster-boy for Cuprinol®. Although a sprightly 62, most teenage boys or frustrated husbands would admit that Mr. Segal’s squinty-eyed leer is not quite the same as a gyrating Kim Kardashian.

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Posted: Sep 2nd, 2014
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5USA admits long-term scheduling concerns as Steven Seagal gets older

A leaked internal report forecasts the digital channel’s collapse if the 59-year-old martial arts star decides to stop making straight-to-video movies any time soon.

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2011
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3-D movies posing a threat to the livelihoods of one-dimensional actors

Keanu Reeves just disapeared when he turned aroundMany of Hollywood’s best known one-dimensional actors are picketing movie studios over concerns that new 3-D technology will expose their limitations. The stars, including Steven Seagal, Jessica Alba, Hayden Christensen, and Scarlet Johansson, are backed by the biggest actors’ union, the Screen Actors Guild (SAG), which represents 120,000 actors in movies, TV and other media.

‘It’s a de facto threat,’ according to Jack Krickler, a SAG spokesperson, ‘probably the biggest threat since the talkies. With 3-D the audience can feel like their walking through a jungle, have huge alien creatures reach out of the screen at them and watch objects whiz over their heads

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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2009
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