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Sting freed from six-way sexual entanglement with nest of squirrels

A highly-specialised medical team in Wisconsin has successfully freed Sting and a group of randy squirrels from a potentially dangerous love-clinch. Surgeon Brad Thompson explained, ‘After three weeks of round-the-clock fornication the squirrels’ bushy tails and Sting’s nether regions had become quite matted and formed a Gordian knot.’ So named after The Police frontman’s unusual… [read...]

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