All umbrellas will be now be sold inside out and with pre-existing irreparable structural damage, it has been reported. With Storm Ciara set to pass the heavy rain and driving winds baton onto another Storm, [read...]
In the aftermath of Storm Ciara’s trail of devastation and destruction across the country at the weekend, and now having surveyed the damage, experts have concluded that it would be cheaper to knock the UK down and rebuild. [read...]
Evidence has emerged that the havoc wrecked upon the UK’s gardens, by severe gales, may have been premeditated. Rather than an example of climate change, Storm Ciara is thought to be a scam by fence builders, [read...]
Thrill seekers up and down the country have condemned the RNLI crews who took ‘for ages’ to rescue them in the middle of Storm Ciara. ‘All I did was surf in storm force conditions. I took all proper precautions – [read...]
As the shell-shocked inhabitants of the Isle of Wight woke this morning to see that the suspiciously foreign-named Storm Ciara had done thousands, possibly hundreds, of pounds of damage to their once-tranquil home, they were as one in vowing that they will be jolly well rolling up their sleeves and restoring it to its 1950s glory. [read...]
