The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘storms’

‘Sh@t’ still fails to make the list of new storms

While the British public in their infinite wisdom have selected inspirational weather monikers such as Nigel and Steve, more appropriate storm names are going unrequited. Unimaginative responses to the Met Office appeal have meant that no whirlwinds are named after romance, no blasts are called after the past and not a single ‘bloviating windbags’ is named after Michael Gove.

Read more >

Posted: Oct 21st, 2015
More from Lifestyle

Welfare Budget could be reduced with Biblical Floods

Conservative think tanks have reached the conclusion that Britain could be purged of an unwanted 95% of the population, if we only we embraced the ‘golden opportunity’ offered by recent extreme weather conditions.

Read more >

Posted: Jan 9th, 2014
More from News In Brief

Environment Agency to be abolished following failure to stop tide coming in

As temperate Britain transforms into a storm battered bastion offset from the ‘continent’, the British Government is throwing in the very soggy towel.

Read more >

Posted: Jan 6th, 2014
More from News In Brief