The news written by you…

Posts Tagged ‘Strictly Come Dancing’

Bruce Forsyth to star in Lloyd-Webber’s ‘Nosferatu! The Musical’

didn't he do well!Sir Bruce Forsyth, TV host and entertainer has been chosen by Sir Andrew Lloyd-Webber to star in the title role of his next West End spectacular, Nosferatu! the Musical.

Read more >

Posted: Nov 20th, 2012
More from Arts/Entertainment

Abu Qatada to improve public image with ‘I’m A Celebrity’ appearance

looking forward to persuading kangaroo's testicles to follow different ideological route‘Abu is looking forward to eating testicles in the jungle, as long as they’re halal.’

Read more >

Posted: Feb 9th, 2012
More from Celebrity

Fury as someone who isn’t good at something on TV gets to carry on doing it

The British people are in an increasingly angry mood because someone who has been dancing/singing/twatting about the Australian jungle on TV for 8 weeks/6 weeks/a few days has been allowed to carry on dancing/singing/twatting about the Australian jungle for a while longer, despite not being as good at dancing/singing/twatting about the Australian jungle as someone else who has had to stop doing it.

Read more >

Posted: Nov 24th, 2010
More from News In Brief

Campaigners celebrate as last ‘Strictly’ contestant is finally freed

Campaigners welcomed the news that Chris Hollins, the final minor celebrity held by the BBC and forced to dance for the public’s entertainment, had finally been released.

Read more >

Posted: Dec 21st, 2009
More from News In Brief

Bus-stop conversation turns awkward as fellow passenger may be a bit racist

'Why couldn't he just chat about the weather?'Twenty-four year old Ben Donovan found himself feeling increasingly trapped and anxious last Wednesday evening as an initially friendly chat with seventy-eight year-old pensioner Fred Greggs at a Bethnal Green bus stop continually teetered on the edge of small talk and explicit racism. ‘This sweet old man said to me how the bus was late again, and I said something about London Transport these days’, explained the trainee solicitor, ‘He then said how the drivers are all a bit laidback, if I knew what he meant, and started whistling what I think was a calypso while miming smoking what I suspect wasn’t just an unfiltered Woodbine.’

Read more >

Posted: Oct 23rd, 2009
More from UK News