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One in ten fire-fighters ‘not fit enough’ to be novelty strippers

...there's always some sexy paperwork to be done back at the stationA nationwide fitness standard is to be introduced, which will include ‘weight training’, ‘whipped cream guzzling’ and ‘gyrating’ for an hour to ‘It’s Raining Men’.

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Posted: Sep 8th, 2014
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Fire Service decries rise in ‘our building’s on fire’ calls

‘This is thoughtless, reckless beheaviour’ explained Spokesman Ken Norris ‘It wastes our time and detracts from our crucial job work of rescuing cats from trees and posing for calendars.

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2013
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First larger-ladies lap-dancing club, Spearmint Hippo, opens in Hull

‘The girls will dance for you on our special reinforced stage or, if you’re up for it, take you to one of our private rooms where they’ll sit on your knee and let you feed them chips.’

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Posted: Dec 2nd, 2012
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Councils powerless to prevent surge in ‘Table Morris Dancing’

Once respectable areas finding themselves swamped by stag nights

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2008
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