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Fire Service decries rise in ‘our building’s on fire’ calls

‘This is thoughtless, reckless beheaviour’ explained Spokesman Ken Norris ‘It wastes our time and detracts from our crucial job work of rescuing cats from trees and posing for calendars.

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Posted: Oct 13th, 2013
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One in ten fire-fighters ‘not fit enough’ to be novelty strippers

...there's always some sexy paperwork to be done back at the stationHen parties, tree-bound felines and infernos throughout the UK have been put at risk by the paucity of ‘fit’ fire-fighters. Those in active service are expected to pass strident examinations in ‘oxygen consumption’, ‘body waxing’ and use of ‘double entendre’. Not only have 10% of the UK’s fire service recently failed an exercise test, but most have displayed allergies to baby oil, thongs and Velcro.

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Posted: Sep 21st, 2013
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First larger-ladies lap-dancing club, Spearmint Hippo, opens in Hull

‘The girls will dance for you on our special reinforced stage or, if you’re up for it, take you to one of our private rooms where they’ll sit on your knee and let you feed them chips.’

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Posted: Dec 2nd, 2012
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Councils powerless to prevent surge in ‘Table Morris Dancing’

Once respectable areas finding themselves swamped by stag nights

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2008
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