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Mattel expands into Islamic extremist market with new ‘Suicide Bomber Barbie’

can't be deported‘We’re particularly proud of the pull-string martyrdom feature. One tug, up go the arms, and Blow-Up Barbie runs forward screaming either ‘Allahu Akbar!’ or ‘Visit mattel.com for exclusive Barbie games and accessories’ before detonating her bomb vest.’

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2012
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Branson dismisses ‘Fly al-Qaeda’ airline plan as ‘just exploding pie in the sky’

‘And we’re experts at spotting suicide bombers,’ al-Zawahiri said, ‘because we train them. And many of our operatives have flown on US Rendition Airlines blindfolded. But it’s a pity Richard grabbed the ‘Virgin’ moniker.’

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Posted: Jun 21st, 2011
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Commuter outrage as terrorist attempts to blow himself up on Quiet Carriage

commuters led away by loved ones to safely finish the final chapters‘I told him: ‘Young man, I am trying to read The Time Traveler’s Wife, and this brouhaha is not helping one little bit’.’

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Posted: Jan 5th, 2011
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Al-Qaeda designers launch summer bomb-vest range

all about making a big impressionTerrorist group al-Qaeda today unveiled its hotly-anticipated 2010 collection for the fashion-conscious fundamentalist. As bearded models took to the catwalk deep in the Pakistan mountains, style critics were left purring at the innovative fusion of modern high-street trends and the best of traditional insurgency attire, such as ample concealed storage for flammable liquids and detonators.

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Posted: May 14th, 2010
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Family politics takes chilling turn as mothers start making martyrdom videos

ageing mothers left with no alternativeMothers’ Union fundamentalists explaining for posterity the sacrifices they’ve made for their children.

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Posted: Nov 18th, 2009
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