Al-Qaeda is struggling to secure sufficient numbers of bombers during the current series of Strictly Come Dancing and X-Factor.
Posted: Nov 24th, 2010
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Terrorist group al-Qaeda today unveiled its hotly-anticipated 2010 collection for the fashion-conscious fundamentalist. As bearded models took to the catwalk deep in the Pakistan mountains, style critics were left purring at the innovative fusion of modern high-street trends and the best of traditional insurgency attire, such as ample concealed storage for flammable liquids and detonators.
Posted: May 14th, 2010
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Mothers’ Union fundamentalists explaining for posterity the sacrifices they’ve made for their children.
Posted: Nov 18th, 2009
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An aspirant Islamic extremist was thought to have become increasingly disillusioned with his career prospects after he recently discovered that the message of suicidal martyrdom he had recorded to explain his planned terrorist atrocity has only been granted a limited DVD release.
Posted: Sep 13th, 2009
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A suicide bomber in London’s Oxford Street was foiled this morning after being struck down by a heart attack that left shoppers unsure as to whether they should try to revive him.
Posted: Aug 27th, 2009
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