‘We’ve had a call from the Vatican,’ Chief Meteorologist Terry Parfitt confirmed, ‘and the cause of the shit weather has been linked to a computer blunder at God’s end.’
Posted: Jul 21st, 2011
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‘Drought conditions aren’t an issue since they rarely wash, but they are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’
Posted: Jul 4th, 2011
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Autumn today announced that it would continue in its role of Season-In-Chief, amid growing concerns for the state of the country following Summer’s retirement.
Posted: Sep 20th, 2009
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In what sociologists described as ‘a world’s first’ Jeff Peters, a 32-year-old man who lives by himself in Croydon, decided it was such a lovely warm summer’s evening that he would just have a light salad for dinner, and take a night off from the red meat and heavy carbs.
Posted: Jun 25th, 2009
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The Department of the Environment today warned the public that, despite a series of pleasantly sunny days, it is not yet sufficiently clement to consider leaving the house without a jacket.
Posted: Apr 15th, 2009
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