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Queue freaks flock to theme parks for the wait of their lives

‘There’s just something very British about being herded like sheep through narrow channels in the blistering heat at Thorpe Park,’ said father of five, Wayne Leech. ‘The only downside is having to go on the bloody rides.’

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Posted: Aug 18th, 2014
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Hot summer could wipe out Goth population, experts warn

‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2014
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Father admits he didn’t actually spend summer outdoors

preferred staying in watching Muffin the MuleUnder pressure from his ten-year-old son Jacob, Bromsgrove insurance claims adjuster Roger Wyatt has admitted that he didn’t actually spend his formative summer holidays playing with sticks and fording rivers.

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Posted: Jul 5th, 2014
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Cameron ‘Sold off UK summer in 2011′

It’s been revealed that David Cameron sold off the British summer 2 years ago to try and pay off some of the national debt. Meteorologists said that explains why we’ve been going straight from a wet spring to autumn for the past 3 years.

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2013
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Delayed Summer Solstice due to rogue Facebook app, admits God

‘We’ve had a call from the Vatican,’ Chief Meteorologist Terry Parfitt confirmed, ‘and the cause of the shit weather has been linked to a computer blunder at God’s end.’

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2011
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