As the sun glistened on her lightly-oiled sun-kissed skin, Courtney considered whether this abnormally warm Easter may be linked to environmental factors such as glacial recession.
Posted: Apr 20th, 2013
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‘We’ve had a call from the Vatican,’ Chief Meteorologist Terry Parfitt confirmed, ‘and the cause of the shit weather has been linked to a computer blunder at God’s end.’
Posted: Jul 21st, 2011
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‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’
Posted: Jul 5th, 2011
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Autumn today announced that it would continue in its role of Season-In-Chief, amid growing concerns for the state of the country following Summer’s retirement.
Posted: Sep 20th, 2009
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In what sociologists described as ‘a world’s first’ Jeff Peters, a 32-year-old man who lives by himself in Croydon, decided it was such a lovely warm summer’s evening that he would just have a light salad for dinner, and take a night off from the red meat and heavy carbs.
Posted: Jun 25th, 2009
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