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Wasps to undergo PR make-over

The ubiquitous summer ruiners are to get a completely new image in a move that’s shocked the animal kingdom.

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Posted: Jul 29th, 2015
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Father admits he didn’t actually spend summer outdoors

preferred staying in watching Muffin the Mule ‘But my Atari was educational…’

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Posted: Jul 6th, 2015
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Queue freaks flock to theme parks for the wait of their lives

‘There’s just something very British about being herded like sheep through narrow channels in the blistering heat at Thorpe Park,’ said father of five, Wayne Leech. ‘The only downside is having to go on the bloody rides.’

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Posted: Aug 18th, 2014
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Hot summer could wipe out Goth population, experts warn

‘They are poorly equipped to deal with high temperatures as they can’t take off their black jeans and duffel coats.’

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Posted: Jul 21st, 2014
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Cameron ‘Sold off UK summer in 2011′

It’s been revealed that David Cameron sold off the British summer 2 years ago to try and pay off some of the national debt. Meteorologists said that explains why we’ve been going straight from a wet spring to autumn for the past 3 years.

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2013
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