The President later tweeted that he never said any such thing. ‘Fake news! Failing #nytimes says I ordered NASA to change moon’s orbit. Real patriotic Americans know the moon and the earth orbit around me! [read...]
As all physicists and Liverpudlians agree, ‘The Sun’ newspaper is a fiery ball of hate, at the centre of the Murdoch Universe. However star-gazers and star-hackers are concerned that increases in Kelvin MacKenzie’s temperature might cause the ‘The Sun’ to collapse and becomes a financial black-hole in Newscorp’s finances. [read...]
Following Thursday’s decision to cut interest rates to a record low of 0.25%, the Bank of England governor has predicted a rate increase before the Sun reaches the end of its life cycle. The timely announcement was part of a package of measures designed to prevent a pre-supernova recession, [read...]
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School children, wearing protective goggles, were yesterday treated to the rare glimpse of Nigel Farage’s face been obscured in tabloid papers by reports of a fraudulent UKIP colleague, Janice Atkinson.
The expenses scandal of the MEP for England’s South East covered most of The Sun, [read...]