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Katie Hopkins to be crucified on Good Friday to redeem sins of mankind

forgive them for they know not what they do, but if they follow my 15 point plan...The Church of England’s first female bishop has confirmed that celebrity Antichrist Katie Hopkins is to be executed on the cross on Good Friday, April 3. Against the backdrop of yet another cosmologically inconsequential but newsworthy Twitter spat, the Right Reverend Libby Lane preached that this was humanity’s last chance to find eternal salvation.

‘If my new role has taught me anything, it’s the mantra ‘Let’s try it with a woman’,’ said Reverend Lane. ‘If Jesus of Nazareth can’t save us, what do we lose by crucifying a horse-faced troll from Barnstaple? I’m certain we can find a tenuous Bible passage which foretold this. It’s never failed before.’

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Posted: Mar 4th, 2015
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Music extravaganza interrupted by irrelevant ball game

Thousands bore witness to the Red Hot Chili Peppers being forced from the stage and replaced with some kind of ‘girly rugby’ which ‘dragged on for ages’…

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Posted: Feb 3rd, 2014
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The Who’s comeback concert marred by violence in stadium

violence described as 'sporadic, pointless and quite entertaining'Ageing British rockers The Who played a thrilling comeback concert in front of a packed house at Miami’s Sun Life Stadium on Sunday, but what should have been a peaceful performance by some harmless old men was marred by extreme violence before and after the event.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2010
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