With his Union Jack underpants pulled up over his ill-fitting suit, and his amazing ability to piss-off everything in sight, Johnson desperately seeks a cure for the right-wing propaganda that contaminated his brain cells and turned him into The Incredibly Annoying Hulk. [read...]
The latest anti-smoking campaign has seen the message that smoking causes genetic mutations being misinterpreted by science fiction fans who have long fantasised about suddenly developing superpowers. [read...]
The Department for Education has decided to give academy status to a newly established school that will turn out the British superheroes of the future. [read...]
Having gone head to head with Superman, the Caped Crusader is set to do battle with the latest super-villain – a sexually transmitted infection, in 3D! Action-packed sequences of puss-like discharge will soon cover cinema screens, [read...]
‘It must be him,’ said 20-year-old mother of five, Chantelle Smith. ‘It stands to reason, don’t it? We all know what these Eton boys get up to in their spare time and I ain’t seen him on the telly recently, [read...]
