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Superhero training school to be given academy status
The Department for Education has decided to give academy status to a newly established school that will turn out the British superheroes of the future. [read...]
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‘Batman v Super-gonorrhoea’ begins filming
Having gone head to head with Superman, the Caped Crusader is set to do battle with the latest super-villain – a sexually transmitted infection, in 3D! Action-packed sequences of puss-like discharge will soon cover cinema screens, [read...]
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Osborne ‘is Gimp Man’, say Essex rumours
‘It must be him,’ said 20-year-old mother of five, Chantelle Smith. ‘It stands to reason, don’t it? We all know what these Eton boys get up to in their spare time and I ain’t seen him on the telly recently, [read...]
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Cameron based reshuffle on Marvel comics’ rebranding of Thor as a woman
Claims emerged today that the Prime Minister’s entire reshuffle strategy was based upon the Marvel Comics’ character Thor being recast as a woman.
‘This had nothing to do with gender balance or equity’, [read...]
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Smokers hoping for ‘X-Men style superpowers’ following genetic mutation TV adverts
The latest anti-smoking campaign has seen the message that smoking causes genetic mutations being misinterpreted by science fiction fans who have long fantasised about suddenly developing superpowers. [read...]