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The world’s foremost crime-fighters have told of their anger and frustration at a high court ruling upholding the governmental legislation insisting they carry an ID card confirming their secret identities. ‘This is a clear breach of super-human rights,’ fumed Superman, who denies using alter ego Clark Kent to claim housing benefit simultaneously in Metropolis and on the planet Krypton.

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Posted: Dec 4th, 2009
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The secret identity of Superman, the Man of Steel and one of the world’s greatest superheroes, has been revealed as Clark Kent, after the mild-mannered journalist unwisely swapped his trademark thick-rimmed glasses for contact lenses in order to ‘look a bit less geeky’.

Colleagues at the Daily Planet were reportedly stunned as Kent arrived for work bereft of his cunning disguise and trying to hide his features behind a newspaper. ‘It was suddenly obvious,’ stated fellow reporter Lois Lane, ‘I looked up from my morning coffee and there was Superman, doing the crossword at Clark’s desk!’ I don’t know why the citizens of Metropolis hadn’t noticed before to be honest.’

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Posted: Jul 14th, 2009
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