Posts Tagged ‘Superman’
Mild-mannered reporter’s lack of superpowers leads to woman’s death
A local reporter from the Sheffield Telegraph is being blamed for the death of a 23-year-old woman after his complete absence of superpowers saw him fail to perform a last-minute heroic rescue.
Posted: Jan 4th, 2013
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Man who developed superpowers ‘not really the crime-fighting type’
A nuclear physicist who unexpectedly developed superpowers after receiving a massive dose of radiation in a laboratory accident has attracted widespread criticism after refusing to use his powers to fight crime, preferring instead just to ‘play it safe’ and ‘stay in and chill’.
Posted: Apr 3rd, 2012
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Geek community in mourning as man dies of radioactive spider bite
Comic book fans around the globe are said to be ’inconsolable’ after the death of Life Sciences major Simon Simpson (21) who failed to develop superpowers after being attacked by a mutant radioactive spider in the local museum.
Posted: Jun 9th, 2011
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Clark Kent admits taking out ‘Super-injunction’
The revelation is particularly embarrassing as Mr Kent works as a mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Planet which had been campaigning for an end to the use of the law courts to protect celebrities from prying newspapers.
Posted: May 10th, 2011
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Superhero was ‘visibly exhausted’
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