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Supermarket to offer tantrums via online shopping

go on, try something new todayOnline shoppers will soon be able to experience a more realistic supermarket experience after Sainsbury’s, one of Britain’s major supermarket chains, announced a new direct-to-your-door tantrum service.

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Posted: Mar 26th, 2013
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Royal Institute of Shelf-stackers welcomes IDS backing

‘Some smart people think that geology is more important than stacking supermarket shelves,’ said Sir Rufus Smith, president of the RISS, ‘so it’s good news to hear Mr Duncan Smith defending our noble discipline.’

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Posted: Feb 18th, 2013
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Man wakes to find new Tesco in right ear

buy two ears, get nose free! ‘Obviously popping down the shops is a lot easier than it used to be’

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2012
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Tesco shopper complains of dead bird in chicken and bacon pasta salad

After hearing news reports of a Somerset man finding the carcass of a dead bird in a pre-prepared Tesco salad, Paul Byrne from Leicester checked his own purchase, and was horrified by what he found.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2011
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Women’s Institute decide ‘shop bought is cheaper and nicer’

‘A pack of double choc-chip cookies was 36p in Asda. 36 pence! And they’re crispy, crunchy, and all the same bloody size.’

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Posted: Apr 14th, 2011
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