A dairy cow which was left in an Asda supermarket in Middlesbrough last month has been put in charge of running the store, it has emerged. Daisy had been taken to the store by farmer Kevin Pritchard as part of a nationwide protest against falling milk prices but has proven to be the best placed candidate to run the store. [read...]
German discount chain Lidl has been appointed the official supermarket of the England football team after signing a multi-million pound three-year deal with the FA to supply water, fish and fresh fruit and vegetables to the players at all games, [read...]
An independent enquiry has revealed that grocery retailer Lidl has become a gateway store, leading the middle classes to try harder discounters like Netto and Poundland. Well-heeled shoppers are enticed in with cut-price flowers and the smell of fresh ciabatta, [read...]
‘Obviously popping down the shops is a lot easier than it used to be’ [read...]
Mountain Rescue have officially called-off the search for missing mountaineer, Tim Grey, forty-eight hours after the intrepid explorer went missing near the summit of the ever-growing Tesco ‘waste mountain’. [read...]
