‘I’m completely opposed to snooping in any form,’ said Clegg, ‘and I know my Cabinet colleagues are too because I read it in a classified policy paper that Vince Cable accidentally left on his desk yesterday.’
Posted: Apr 4th, 2012
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The Government has stepped up its plans to increase monitoring of people’s activities by unveiling plans to introduce into every home 24-hour surveillance telescreens that will beam out the massive face of David Cameron.
‘Opening people’s emails is all well and good,’ said Moya Greene, chief executive of the Royal Mail, ‘but it will never be as profitable as opening people’s birthday cards. Workers in the sorting office tell me you can make £200 on a good day.’
Posted: Apr 1st, 2012
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‘Without its selfless devotion to duty 24-hours a day, several unsavoury criminals would still be roaming the streets allowing their dogs to foul the pavements.’
Posted: Jul 6th, 2010
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‘Opportunity to opt out on page 123 of privacy policy terms and conditions.’
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