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Kim Sears’ Scottishness training coming along ‘very f**king nicely’

F*+&$@#^ W'&*%£$"*&^>*Kim Sears attempts to become more Scottish ahead of her marriage to Andy Murray appear to be well on track. Following her expletive-laden attack on Thomas Berdych in the Australian Open semi-final Murray told press that Kim is taking in lessons in swearing and invective in order to make their wedding day a truly authentic Scottish occasion.

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Posted: Feb 1st, 2015
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George Osborne to introduce Swearing Tax

critics calling for Osborne to stick it up his 25p‘The British people have a proud tradition of both charitable giving and moaning, so let’s combine these interests’

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2012
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Daily Mail holds swearing-at ceremony for new French president

Will this man cause the price of your house to CRASH?The Daily Mail has welcomed the new French president, Francois Hollande, with a lavish swearing-at ceremony to mark his first day in office.

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Posted: May 15th, 2012
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BBC presenters accused of gaffe-fixing in tabloid exposé

Excerpts from the hidden camera footage released today include Jeremy Paxman offering to say ‘Turd’ for £500, ‘Bell-end’ for £1500, and boasting that he would ‘drop the C-bomb for ten grand’.

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2011
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Middle-finger length determines severity of V-sign gesture

‘Long-fingered people have traditionally performed best when flipping the bird.’

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Posted: Dec 6th, 2010
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