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George Osborne to introduce Swearing Tax

critics calling for Osborne to stick it up his 25pIn an attempt to get Britain’s beleaguered finances under control, Chancellor George Osborne has revealed that a Swearing Tax is to be introduced in the next Budget.

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Posted: Nov 27th, 2012
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Daily Mail holds swearing-at ceremony for new French president

Will this man cause the price of your house to CRASH?The Daily Mail has welcomed the new French president, Francois Hollande, with a lavish swearing-at ceremony to mark his first day in office.

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Posted: May 15th, 2012
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BBC presenters accused of gaffe-fixing in tabloid exposé

Excerpts from the hidden camera footage released today include Jeremy Paxman offering to say ‘Turd’ for £500, ‘Bell-end’ for £1500, and boasting that he would ‘drop the C-bomb for ten grand’.

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Posted: Feb 7th, 2011
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Middle-finger length determines severity of V-sign gesture

‘Long-fingered people have traditionally performed best when flipping the bird.’

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Posted: Dec 6th, 2010
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Surrey man bests Gordon Ramsay in imaginary slanging match

Householder Peter Woodburn managed to reduce the foul-mouthed celebrity to tears following a blistering outburst during a fantasy argument.

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Posted: Nov 13th, 2010
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