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Fear of Brummie epidemic as accent spreads beyond city boundaries

Concern is growing that Brummie is spreading much faster than originally estimated and colonising many of the dialects that once distinguished surrounding towns and rural districts.

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Posted: Jan 5th, 2010
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Britain’s gloomiest man says he’s had enough of 2010

Britain’s gloomiest man has described 2010 as his ‘annus horribilis’, although confidently predicts 2011 will probably be worse.

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2010
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Cure for Swine Flu found scribbled on pencil case

A medical researcher has been hailed as a modern-day Louis Pasteur after inadvertently discovering a cure for Swine Flu on a battered schoolboy’s pencil case at a car boot sale.

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Posted: Aug 3rd, 2009
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Official WHO Swine Flu Pandemic launch ‘most spectacular yet’

a 'truly exceptional' outbreakThe global swine Flu pandemic was officially launched in Sydney today to an estimated global audience of 3 billion. Critics hailed the spectacular as ‘the most impressive pandemic launch yet’, by general consent eclipsing the event at the Bird Flu stadium in Beijing two years ago.

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Posted: Jun 13th, 2009
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World Health Organisation confirms Stupidity pandemic

may well escalate to a 'Princess Di'The World Health Organisation has confirmed that the current foolishness epidemic has been upgraded to a full-blown pandemic of stupidity following the outcome of the European Elections. UN officials had been monitoring events ever since the fatal outbreak of Jade Goody in the UK and were increasingly alarmed following a bout of Gordon Ramsay in Australia earlier this month, the test for pandemic status requiring outbreaks on more than one continent.

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Posted: Jun 12th, 2009
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